Sunday, February 24, 2013

ARGOF*CKYOURSELF: 2013 Oscar Live Blog

 It's the day of the Oscars!

Oops! Wrong Oscar.

There.  Much better.

You guys, it's the 2013 Academy Awards! Or as I like to call it - Sycophant Christmas!

Join me right here as I live blog all the comings and goings OR join in the action and feel free to comment along.

I'm currently looking to recruit Dave & Giggles' very own Mike Bradly, but he has a baby, so he'll probably not even show, the jerk.

Anyway, I'm going to start drinking.  The magic begins at 8:30, and I'm already adorned with a million shimmering Swarovski crystals.  May the magic of Motion Picture God (money) bless us all.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Training Day: Race to Stop MS

When Sunday rolls around, it can mean only one thing: it's time for another training day to prep for the Race to Stop MS / New York City Half Marathon.  Unlike the Ethan Hawke, I don't have a drug pushing, crooked Denzel Washington challenging me to see if I "got the stuff".  No, me, all I've got is a training schedule I pulled off and the MapMyRun app.  Regardless, the results are just as thrilling as the more well known Training Day.  Take a look at the below, and I think you'll agree.

I hope you enjoyed this look into my training day.  Thanks so much to all who have supported me in my run so far.  If you'd care to help CLICK HERE.  BOOM!

Monday, February 11, 2013

FAQ for My Fellow Potential Juror

Why Hello Disgruntled New York City Person Called In for Jury Duty!

It is not great to meet you this sub-Arctic/hellishly-humid day.  It seems we've both been called for jury duty, and that's...something.  Before we get started with whatever insipidly forced banter which is inherently about to ensue, I wonder if I might provide you with some FAQ's with regards to some questions you might have, okay?  OK.  Here you go...


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