Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Your Holiday Brunch Plans



You guys, life is hard.  Especially around the holidays.

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Well, I can't do anything about the fact that you have big tittays or your dog doesn't like to have it's toenails clipped, but there's one thing I can help with.  Your plans for this Saturday's brunch.

Much like you, I've often thought, I wish I could see Saturday morning cartoons acted out live onstage by horribly talented people while getting shitfaced on bottomless cocktails.  Luckily for you that thing exists in real life, in the U.S. Americas, and I'm going to make all your dreams come true.


This Saturday at noon come to the Laurie Beechman Theatre for Saturday Morning Cartoons Live to see some incredibly talented people act out the most absurd, innuendo-laden Saturday morning cartoons for your holiday enjoyment.

So  join me December 1st and see people who are much, much more talented than I do funny things, while I attempt to channel my inner Bill Murray.

What are the cartoons being acted out?  We'll you'll just have to come out to find out!  Here are the deets!

SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS: HOLIDAY EDITION
THE LAURIE BEECHMAN THEATRE - 407 WEST 42ND STREET
DOORS OPEN AT 11:30AM AND SHOW BEGINS AT NOON!
Call 212.695.6909 for Reservations

See you HO! HO! HO!'s there!

...but seriously, it's really fun.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Rejected Paula Broadwell Book Titles



NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HANDY, AMIRIGHT GUYSSSSS?

Well, the cable news outlets are all a tizzy as it was revealed that retired general David Petraeus has stepped down from his post as director of the CIA citing hot, hot lovemaking with Ms. Paula "Not David Petraues's Wife" Broadwell.

What has unfolded since this was made known is nothing short of awesome.  I could tell you about it, but Gawker recently created a really lovely infographic which makes sense of what has happened using words and pictures.  Neat!

Surely someone saw this coming - so to speak.  How did this paramour and her inamorato carry out this affair undetected until a just few weeks ago? Perhaps someone did...

The investigative team here at GWGG has uncovered the mother-load: titles rejected by Penguin Publishing for Broadwell's book about Petraeus ultimately titled, ALL IN. Let's take a look, yes?

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

#GWGGElection: Your 2012 Liveblog


I am America.  You are America.  Tonight, like the U.S. Americans we are, we join to make the 2012 GWGG Election Liveblog.


Greetings, my fellow Americans.  Republicans, Democrats and Undecideds - who have no fucking place in our democracy because you're clearly an idiot who is too stupid or too self-absorbed to pay attention - I bid you Merry Election Day.

Welcome to your official Greatness with Garrigan Gumption liveblog.  Because I am a man-on-the go, I will be using the tweeters (hastag #GWGGElection)to provide you with the latest in commentary, and so that I can proudly declare at 12:01AM that Bill Clinton is King of America once more.

To get in on the hot, sweaty, fudgy, prickly, sneaky, tingly, tangy political news (along with real-time Mary Matalin tit pics) refresh your browser for the latest Tweets.  You'll love it!  

Better yet, participate in the conversation on Twitter using the hashtag #GWGGElection and get in on the action.  It will be like Die Hard except without Bruce Willis and no one will be hard.

Let the democracy begin & let it begin with me.

 

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