Monday, September 03, 2012

In the Open

I am cool, and I am post-Labor Day fat and I am lazy and these are pictures of the U.S. Open.

This is the time that I looked cool in a tennis stadium.

This is the time I "single-handedly" took down the DirectTV blimp.

This is an aerial shot of Serena Williams's ass.

That's pretty much all you need to know.  Gonna go eat my 8th soft pretzel and continue on with my previously scheduled self-loathing.

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