Monday, August 27, 2012

Let's Get Colorful

This weekend I ran my first 5K.  Now get your asses over here and give me a fucking high-5.

After training on a diet of meatball hoagies (just like that Yoko Ono fellow who shills for Subway) and a training regimen that consisted mostly of prolonged skipping, I did it - the 2012 NYC 5K Color Run.  So now all my elementary, middle and high school gym teachers are cordially invited to kiss my ass.

What was this comprised of?  Well, ma dear Salli Melfi and I lay it out for you plain.

And to those of you out there who say, "waaaait a minute, that doesn't look like a legit 5K," you're right and shut up.

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