Monday, August 27, 2012

Let's Get Colorful

This weekend I ran my first 5K.  Now get your asses over here and give me a fucking high-5.

After training on a diet of meatball hoagies (just like that Yoko Ono fellow who shills for Subway) and a training regimen that consisted mostly of prolonged skipping, I did it - the 2012 NYC 5K Color Run.  So now all my elementary, middle and high school gym teachers are cordially invited to kiss my ass.

What was this comprised of?  Well, ma dear Salli Melfi and I lay it out for you plain.

And to those of you out there who say, "waaaait a minute, that doesn't look like a legit 5K," you're right and shut up.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Tony Horton v. Paul Ryan

It seems every pundit has his or her point of view about the newly minted Vice Presidential nominee, Paul Ryan: "He's too conservative!" "He'll kill our olds!" He looks like Freddie Munster."

Yes, everyone has had their say, except for one man, P90X's Tony Horton.  That is until now.

Yummy, yummy, yummy indeed.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Everything Matt Flynn Knows, He Learned From Me

This is Matt Flynn. Last night he started for the Seattle Seahawks, a US American footballing team.

How does someone go from virtual unknown to starting quarterback?  He watched this video where I explain how football works.

TOUCHDOWN!  All your money & wives can be sent to GWGG World Headquarters.

Monday, August 06, 2012


This guy fricking loves vlogs.

Or maybe he's just got a bondage fetish - and who doesn't, amiriiiiiiight???!!

For those uninitiated, Roshomon is a Japanese film which follows the same story as told through the eyes of (4) different people.  This style is also the modus operandi for most pornos.

Since I've decided to embark on the magical world of vloggery this month, I thought how cool would it be to have a conversation, but to provide two different perspectives on that same conversation?  You know what I did?  I got all crazypants and did just that.

In the video below, you'll find my perspective, and in the one below it that of fellow vlogger, media maven extraordinaire, Ryan Swearingen.

Let's take a look.

And as for Ryan's point of view?  It looked a little something like this.

Is your mind blown? Is it? Well, is it? Good.  You'll need your mind to finish reading the rest of this post.

Luckily for your there's just this picture and a couple of more sentences you'll have to read.  High brow shit for a decidedly low-brow medium.  Will someone give me an now Oscar, pleases?


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