Sunday, July 29, 2012

Is THIS Vlogging?

I love me.  As I think about me, I can't help but think, "how can I give more me to you so you can love me too?"

Eureka! Vlogging.

Vlogging is like blogging, but rather than using my words for self-satistfaction, I use moving pictures - just like the flickers!

As inspired by 's Savvy Sexy Social site, I will be participating in VEDA, Vlogging Every Day (in) August.  It is not called VEDIA because, as we all know, small words don't count.

Here's a sneak peek at what's in store.

If you want to see the daily posts, be sure to check out the GWGG YouTube page, and I'll post the best ones here ALL MONTH LONG.

No need to thank me, your unending adoration is thanks enough.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Meghan McCain: Decoding the Train Wreck

Some people love to follow Kim Kardashian or The Real Housewives of Gary, Indiana or Lark Voorhies or whoever.

Me? I have Meghan McCain.

I have long been fascinated by people who are famous for no reason.  Not so I can ridicule them (OK, maybe it's so I can ridicule them), but also so I can learn their tactics and leverage this knowledge to begin my own media empire; allowing me to while away the rest of my life independently wealthy, watching the Bourne Trilogy on a non-stop loop.

But enough about Jason Bourne, let's talk about Meghan McCain.  Join me as we venture into the world of the YouTubes and Google Image Search to unpack the secrets to her success and answer once and for all, why is Meghan McCain so goddamn popular?

Sunday, July 08, 2012

Kate Upton is Talent

If you picked up this month's issue of GQ, you maaaay have seen this picture... 

...but probably not because I just made this on my computer using MS Paint like a 4th grader.

This month's issue actually looks more like this.

And for lovers of of phallic not-so-subtleties everywhere, America is all the better for it.

As I fingered my grubby paws through the pages of this issue, I couldn't help but think to myself, I sure can't wait to be introduced to Ms. Kate Upton's breasts talents.

Midway through the article, I couldn't help but notice that they didn't really spell out exactly what those talents were.  So naturally I Googled our friend here, and I finally discovered her buoyant assets.

At first I thought there was going to be more to it, but that's really it.  Initially, I was a little confused, and then I watched it again and again and again...and it all made sense.

If you need more convincing, well, here you go.


In addition to all these skills, I'm told Kate Upton also has a well-endowed bosom.

America in decline?  I think not.


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