Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Gone Downton

No, not downtown, you crass American.  Downton.

I will rejoin you when no other episodes remain.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Facebook IPO

In honor of the Facebook IPO, a loose association of assholes made this video to say thank you to newlywed Mark Zuckerberg.

So out of morbid curiosity, I gave this a listen, tore off your ears...

...and bought Facebook stock.

As a result, I now live under the Triborough Bridge.  Please send sandwiches.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

In Celebration of the ManMosa

Summertime is...


Memorial Day may still be two weeks away, but this weekend's scrumptious temps has  got everyone in a summa state of mind.  As a result, all your favorite blog and periodical writers have sprung to their keyboards to share with you the one thing above all others that you just have to do/consume, lest you be relegated to your parent's basement for an eternity of furious masturbation.

Not to be outdone, I too, in close collaboration with the editorial team here at Greatness with Garrigan Gumption, am ready to declare the one thing you will need this summer season.

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

'Twas GREAT Success: MS Walk 2012

Team Dan's Lost Luggage: Part IV was back in the habit this past Sunday, and guess what?

We nailed it.

Yes, 3 hours and 2.5 cups of coffee and our intrepid team made it across the Brooklyn Bridge and back with aplomb.

As they say, no man is an island -- with the notable exeption of my friend, John Island -- and I couldn't have done this without the a team of fearless pedestrians and these beautiful folks who sponsored me:

Candance Bensel
Justin Brill
Jeremy Brown
Mary Lou Burkhardt
Abby Church
Findley "Larry" Davidson
Colin Donnell
Ben & Francoise Donnell
Mark Fisher of Mark Fisher Fitness (in)Fame(y)
Penny Forster
Mary Garrigan
Patti Holbrook
Jack Lane
Jennifer Merritt
Erin & Ryan Mills
Jake Porter
Lisa & John Richardson
Tory Ross
Dante Sabatino
Christina Scharer
Johnny "John" Scharer
Mildly Bitter
Steven Silverstein
Amy Spielholtz
William Taylor
Virginia Thompson
Kevin Wanzor
Angela Yost

Also, big ups to the 2012 Team Dan's Lost Luggage roster:

Mary Garrigan
Salli Melfi
Erick Pinnick

...and these socks:

Thank you so much to all who sponsored us or passed on kind words!  This year's outing brought Team Dan's Lost Luggage's career-long total to $14,000, which couldn't have happened without your support and kindness.

Thank you.


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