Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Expert for Hire



Experts are a dime a dozen.  If you have a dime, I'm alllllll yours.

Yes, friends the world of cable punditry is missing one thing: Me.


They were just about to turn off the cameras for good when this happened (skip ahead to 1:35 for chiseled features coming out of Bollywood music)...


That's right cable news, mourn no longer for your abysmal ratings, I'm here and everything is going to be alright.

To prove it, here are just a few other things I'm standing by to talk about:
  • The appeal of bears
  • The health risks and benefits of consuming only coffee (teaser: the answer is regularity)
  •  Things that go well with bananas
  • Effectively getting mimes to leave your dinner parties
  • Huffing glue
  • Smuggling Russian nesting dolls in and out of St. Petersburg for fun and profit
  • What it's like to be the 1997 Marion, Ohio Teen of the Year
...and the newest addition to my repertoire:


Christina Hendricks

So what is the next segment you'll find me on? ...the answer may surprise you.  Details at 11.

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