Saturday, November 05, 2011

Marathons for Lazy Folk

Have you ever thought to yourself, "you know, I could probably run a marathon if I put my mind to it."

Well, you can't.  It's hard and you're lazy.

Fortunately, for all you disgusting slobs out there, I found something that will allow you to sidestep all that training and sweating and grunting and carb loading and nipple greasing and expensive shoe buying and hoping your significant other will notice that you do have ambition, goddammit!! 

All you have to do, is find yourself a fake finish line, cross it  and enjoy the resulting accolades.  You know, like this:

See, wasn't that nice?  You may now return to eating your feelings.

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