Sunday, September 25, 2011

A Flash Mob Reminder: You're Never Fully Dressed...


Often times, I get up, put on clothes and I compliment myself on how fantastic I look in them.  With all the hustle and bustle of living an active lifestyle, however, sometimes I find my sartorial stylings incomplete.  Luckily for me, these nimble retirees showed up at the AARP convention (which I happened to be attending -don't ask) to remind me of that most essential accessory:



So remember, you're never fully dressed without a smile -or pants. Never forget.  ...and you can trust these people. They're old, they know stuff.

[FULL DISCLOSURE: I may have had something to do with this. Who's to say? It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.]

Monday, September 05, 2011

Your Labor Day Interweb Round-Up


Hello all my Right Thinking American friends!  I hope you're all having an incredible Labor Day, which involved as little labor as possible.  Me? I dusted. Thanks for asking.

What has the Labor Movement done for you to warrant a day off from work? Well, it gave you the 40 hour work week (you know, if you can get a job), safety regulations and a minimum wage.  Well done, Labor Movement, I think it's time for your 6 hour smoke break now.

The more I thought about "Labor," the more I realized sometimes here at GWGG I do make you do a lot of the heavy lifting here by forcing you to string the words posted to this site to create sentences and (hopefully) wildly inspirational thoughts of Greatness.

Well not this week!  This week say goodbye to laborious literacy and hello to a visual vacation!

Get STATED, You 'Ol So-And-So!



Are you a narcissist like me? Of course you are!  Our friends over at STATED have a fun thing-a-majig going on. You can get your pic and a quote turned into a STATED-style profile image (all designed 'n shit) to be posted on statedmag.com and your Facebook, natch. You can look as attractive as I do and get some more details by clicking here!



DO EEET NOW!

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