Sunday, July 31, 2011

Sunny Goes Lifetime

There are only a handful of good TV programs.  These programs are Mad Men, Meet the Press, 60 Minutes and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.  All of the others are crap.  All of them.

Sunny has stepped up it's game entirely by launching the most inspirational ads ever. Ever. Watch and enjoy.

Mark your calendars, shitbirds.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Ladies, Don't Die Alone

What's that, ladies? Man troubles got you down?

Well don't worry, I've brought in some help -and she's a nurse. She makes a diiiiiiference.  Also, she has access to drugs. Lots & lots of drugs.

That's right friends, this week we're bringing back GWGG's resident health care practitioner -our own little Sanjay Gupta- Nurse Julie Wirth, RN.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Ebay Ruined My Weekend

Living like a shut-in really isn't that bad. You know, once you've come to grips with the pungent odor of your own menk.

And thanks to Ebay, I have descended down the sad, dark free-fall of someone who has inventoried all their possessions and has them pre-packaged and "ready to ship!" at a moment's notice.

My tale, dear reader, relays that most timeless truth, the online garage sale is the slipperiest of slopes.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Planking is Dumb

This is planking. It is dumb. That's really all you need to know.

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Calvin-ism: The Nephew

And God said, "give unto the yuppie couple, a healthy baby boy and because I love them; call him Calvin for I am God and I love Calvinism too because I'm good at picking out people I like."  God also loves run on sentences.

And it was so.

I was out on Sunday night, like a good American, raising numerous flagons of ale in celebration of our nation's independence from the British and dependence on the Chinese, when suddenly out of the blue  at 3 in the morning, this happened to me:

Or maybe not, I had consumed many flagons of ale, mind you. Wait, maybe that's not right...


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