Monday, April 25, 2011

Cooking With Lisa: Preggers & Potatoes


Oh my sweet risen Jesus, is it Easter once again?

Why yes, dear Gumptioneers, and when the holidays roll around, you know what that means: It's time for another edition of Cooking with Lisa.


As some of you may know, Lise recently found herself in "the baby way."  Which brings the question which is on all of your minds to the foreground, "how will this effect Cooking with Lisa?" Let's find out.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Hotness Has Arrived


Have you ever wanted to wear HOTNESS?


For $22 you will, and you shall.  Click here to email Mark Fisher who will make your fashion & fitness dreams come true in one fell swoop. And just in time for summer no less!

Sunday, April 10, 2011

GWGG vs. 'Loftiss Says' Clothing Sale



This is Emily Loftiss.


This is Emily Loftiss' ass.

And this week on a very special edition of GWGG, Emily Loftiss takes off all of her clothes...

AHOY for Greatness!


A very special congrats to dear friend of Greatness, Mr. Colin Donnell for his big opening this week in Anything GoesHere's to continued successful voyages!


Tuesday, April 05, 2011

$90 Away From My Goal



Oooooh, Nellie!  Only $90 away from my $1,000 dollar Walk MS goal.  Consider this: Today is the 5th and the walk is on the 30th.  That means I just need to get a donation of $3.60 a day every day until the walk to reach my goal. Nifty!  You have $3.60 to donate?  Click here - I'll be glad you did (and who knows maybe you will be too!) Thanks!

Squeezing Out Some Country / Rap


Do you like the classy ladies?  Do you know the way to their heart?  No? Well, have I got the answer for you: Country music.

I remember my days back in the OH-I-O, I used to get all the ladies.  Like allll the chicks.  So many chicks. I had chicks everywhere around me, actin' all chick-like.  What was the secret to my success? A charmin' little song, a little song called "John Deere Green."



Fellas, if you love a girl you should always, always, always do your graffiti in John Deere green. How else will she know that you love her? She won't and you'll die sad and alone.  Just like your mom always said you would.  Sorry, you're not her favorite.

Man, country music is awesome.  Over time, afer all that chick-gettin', I started to feel as though it might be missing something.

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