#SOTU

What a State of the Union Twitter liveblog looks like:

pareene Alex Pareene

by PatrickGarrigan

Hah, people, if you watched the INTERNET FEED (which barely worked) she was looking into the camera. She just didn't want to talk to YOU.

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PatrickGarrigan Patrick Garrigan

@MicheleBachmann can I please see a picture of Disney World? Pleeeeeeaaaase?

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hodgman hodgman

by PatrickGarrigan

Maybe she doesn't know the camera is on, and she's just talking to herself again.

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PatrickGarrigan Patrick Garrigan

Tea Party / Public Access Producer: @MicheleBachmann please switch to Camera 2. #SOTU

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dceiver Jason Linkins

by PatrickGarrigan

if Gabrielle Giffords is still watching CNN, I hope there's a trained neurologist on hand to switch it over to COUGAR TOWN.

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PatrickGarrigan Patrick Garrigan

I wanna thank @RepPaulRyan for making all this year's vacation destinations -Greece, Ireland and the UK- sound like total downers. #SOTU

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PatrickGarrigan Patrick Garrigan

@daveweigel: As I was talking to Mark Udall, Anthony Weiner walked by, mocked his "dopey idea" for seating. #SOTU // Queens represent!

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hodgman hodgman

by PatrickGarrigan

RT @Caissie: For those of you that think I cannot be bipartisan, let me say: I really like Paul Ryan's waterproof Eddie Munster wig. #SOTU”

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PatrickGarrigan Patrick Garrigan

Lefties rule! #SOTU

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PatrickGarrigan Patrick Garrigan

Now I think people just say sentimental things around #Boehner to make him cry for sport. #SOTU

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jenbender76 Jen Bender

by PatrickGarrigan

Check out the White House's site. They're showing enhanced info alongside the video, like The Word/Pop Up Video. http://bit.ly/hXEJki

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PatrickGarrigan Patrick Garrigan

Mustard is the new Black. #SOTU #Fashion

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TheOnion The Onion

by PatrickGarrigan

If you have an HDTV, we recommend going to 'Menu' and lowering your set's 'Saturation' values 15% to compensate for Boehner #SOTU

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PatrickGarrigan Patrick Garrigan

Clean energy technology 87% less sexy than let's build a FUCKING ROCKET AND BLAST IT INTO SPACE. #SOTU #hardlySputnik

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PatrickGarrigan Patrick Garrigan

Google and Facebook gets applause? #SOTU

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PatrickGarrigan Patrick Garrigan

"Sustaining the American Dream has never been about standing pat." I however have been about standing Pat from 1979 -1997.

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PatrickGarrigan Patrick Garrigan

I for one would like to thank @CNN for rocking the John Adams theme song out of commercial breaks for the State of the Union. #SOTU

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