Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Just Rode in From Denver and Boy Are My Inner Legs Sore!

Well howdy pard'ner.  I just got in from Denver.  Now, I may be a little slow to your local tongue these days, as I've spent the past few days speakin' In'jun where I've been known more commonly by my Navajo name, Fay One Who Ropes Fiberglass Cow.  Yes, it was good times out there among the Rockies, scrubbing my jibbly bits clean in the Rio Grande, and strugglin to avoid them there venereal diseases they have out there at them weddings board-ellos.

But friends if I'm to tell this tale -and tell it right and true, I'm just gonna have to tell you in pictures; for if you've ever read this blog, you know that's-a what I'mma gonna do!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Help Me With The Final Countdown (Till I Move Back to Astoria)

This is not a test, this is...

That's right friends, when the countdown above concludes, I will be making my triumphant return back to Astoria, Queens.  But what exactly does return to Queens look like?

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Best or Worst Campaign Ad Ever: Now 75% More Gun-y!

Do you remember this this most elegantly chapeaux'ed friend? Of course you do!

This is the fine, fine no-nonsense taker running for county ag commissioner. A man who is entirely fed up with people, "stealing dogshine from urine and porters." Well just when you thought it couldn't get more bad ass -it has!

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Oh Noes, Linds!

What did I do over my 4th of July? Oh, you know, alcohol induced rampage -but looky here! I picked up these nifty aviators too! Just like Maverick! USA! USA! USA! ...but then I stepped on them.

When I woke up from my Sauvignon Blanc-induced stupor I learned that important "news" had happened.  What "news" you ask?  Was it the potentially historic meeting between Obama and Netanyahu? No! Was it my role in exhumation of Billy Bobby Fischer's remains? No. What waas it?  Well, I'll tell you (after the jump).


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