Sunday, June 20, 2010

Everyone's A Critic, Especially Me

How gross is this picture, friends? Almost as gross & upsetting as this picture. By the way artists, be sure to wipe a little more closely. You nasty.

This past month I was given the opportunity to join the classe critique, when I was invited to become a part of the editorial team of as a reviewer.  In this new role, one can't help but ask, "Patrick how can some one like you, with such deep roots in the classe artiste change teams?  Furthermore Mr. Garrigan, what does a 'Patrick Garrigan Review' look like?"

All valid questions, which I will answer now.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Monday, June 07, 2010

Make Me A Real Housewife of New York City (Please)

Tomorrow, I turn 31 years old.  I don't really like this.  I feel like once you leave your twenties it's like Life says to you, "nice job chucklehead, now what're you going to do with your Life." -which is weird because why is Life talking about itself in the third person and what's with the condescending tone?

To help me deal with this pain and the endless shame that this blog continues to bring to my family name, (ultimately leading to my inability to become farm commissioner of some shit town in Alabama) I've been spending my waning hours as a 30 year old daydreaming and thinking about what is next.

I've given this a lot of thought and I think I'd just like to be independently wealthy -but what to do?  It was this item that really plagued my walk up 5th Avenue tonight.  Oh sure I came up with really cute titles that I could give myself like His Lordship The Archduke of Aloof or The Supreme Commander of Snark or Todd, but none of them seemed to be a perfect fit.  Then it hit me like a ton of bricks!


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