Sunday, January 13, 2008

Decision 2008: Department of Religious InTolerance

All of those near and dear to me know that I am what the kids call "fucking obsessed" with the D.C. political site, Wonkette. They are funny. I like to steal from them.

The other day they posted a delightful little piece about an anti-Mormon video on GodTube that I found positively hysterical -so much so I that I have opted kick my feet up, enjoy a citrus coolata and simply repost their bit in it's entirety.

What do you know about Mormons? Not much? Well, luckily for you this creepy ass cartoon explains it all! 3 Cheers for the Mormon Jesus & Squanto! Please enjoy the following:

Evangelicals Don't Like Mormons -Wonkette

"So, we’re pretty sure that this video is being disseminated to warn against Mormonism, but it actually makes it sound cool and New Age-y! According to the (scary-voiced) narrator, Mormonism is sort of like Greek mythology, Battlestar Gallactica and Superman all rolled into one with epic battles, space aliens, celestial polygamous sex orgies and weird guys from upstate New York all rolled into one. The narrators also informs us that Mary wasn’t a virgin when she had Jesus because God fucked her; Jesus himself had three wives; and black people have dark skin not because of any crazy science thing like melanin but because their celestial ancestors weren’t mean enough to Satan. Hey, do you think we can get the fundies to ramp up their attacks on Mormons and leave us other godless heathens who smoke, drink and have sex outside of marriage alone? Or can we at least get Romney and Huckabee to debate this shit? Because that would be totally cool."

Religious Infighting: Evangelicals Don't Like Mormons [Wonkette]


Hector said...

The only thing that cartoon is missing is a light-saber fight and Ewoks.

I feel like I just watched a cartoon on insanity!

josh said...

omg, how is this real? i love it. i cant believe there is godtube


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